Blind Item: Wife Forced By A-List Husband To Eat 1200 Calories, Workout Nonstop

This Blind Item has become a bit of a hot topic here at the dark web headquarters. First off, let’s just agree that there are worse things than being forced to be fit. I’m not saying what’s described below isn’t emotional abuse, I’m just saying that if I had someone here to slap the slice of cake that I just ate out of my greasy hedonist hands and then punch me, I’d be better for it.

A ton of actors with skinny wives could work for this Blind Item. Alec Baldwin is obviously an asshole, and his wife Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (video above, ::sound on::) is super thin, especially for her tit size, and especially for having four kids. Harrison Ford fell for Ally McBulimic Calista Flockhart years ago when she was just bones and bitchiness, and possibly wanted her to stay that way – by any means necessary? Then there’s Christian Bale, who seems like he’d be more up for just plain beating the calories out of his wife. Anyone we’re missing? And who’s your final answer? Let us know in the comments.

This A+ list mostly movie actor makes his wife log everything she eats each day and can’t go over 1200 calories. He also makes her work out two hours a day. To make sure she does, he has a trainer come to the house every day even on weekends. Our actor gets to do what he wants.

Photo Credit: Hilaria Thomas Baldwin Instagram